And I’m just like

A relationship?

With OTHER HUMANS?

You have to be fond of each other?

And somebody has to be like “hey I’ve known you for like a week (and maybe even less) and I would like to initiate a period of mutual fondness and trust”?

And the other party doesn’t go like “wtf we’ve only known each other for a week you’re no where near my circle of trust yet, and I barely even know you”?

And then you have to actually follow through on that? Like, make a decision of “yeah I’m gonna have an intimate relationship with this person. I am going to be emotionally invested.”

Also: intimate relationships? 

What is this fuckery

Do I have trust issues or social issues deep in my psyche that I need to resolve something?